Damon: Kai? If you so much as hurt one hair on her annoying little witch head-
Bonnie: That was so sweet. Why'd you have to ruin it by calling me annoying?

Damon [to Bonnie]: Did you ever think for one second that it's you being negative reacting to my natural self negatively?
Bonnie: You're ridiculous.
Damon: No I'm consistent.

We have this dorm room all to ourselves for a whole weekend and you wanna talk logistics?

Bonnie: She would kill you.
Damon: Cool and then me and all her dopplegangers can start a baseball team on the other side.

He’s my best friends little brother, he’s still in high school, and I think I’m madly in love with him.

It even has a fire place. What dorm has a fire place?

I would die 100 times over just to have you standing here alive, in front of me.

When you abuse magic, there's always a price.

Jeremy: I'm not sure what else to say.
Bonnie: Say that I'm not going anywhere. Say that even though they couldn't see me, I've been there the whole time.

It's not like there's Netflix where I am, you working out is my main source of entertainment.

Shane: My leg is broken.
Bonnie: Best to stay off it then.

Bonnie: Do you think Caroline will notice if there are only 89 red balloons?
Elena: Probably, yes.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.