Favorite Brad Williams Quotes
That girl's so whack, her first name should be knick knack paddy.
He's not lying, he once ladybugs'd himself into a jr high girls soccer tournament, bet against the team and threw the game.
He's talking about his Batman and Throbbin'.
My baby could sell snow to an Eskimo. And by snow I mean cocaine. Eskimos traditionally don't have a lot of disposable income so it's a pretty impressive sales feat.
Jane: You use your special skill to save the gym!
Brad: Wait how am supposed to give fourteen consecutive orgasms to a brick building.
I love when Mer-bear let's herself laugh.
Brad: It's going to be an awesome night!
Jane: We're not going to have a three way.
Brad: It's going to be pretty good night...
Why the long face Michael Phelps?
Look at all this hair, I look like Gene Wilder.
Max: You didn't like Ringling brother for brothers?
Brad: It would've been the greatest show on earf!
I still can't believe you lied to me about your birthday. I thought you were older than me. I thought I was married to a MILF. Now all those fantasies about her about being my dad's new wife, giving me a bath and swaddling me, don't make sense.
Max: Well BBF why don't you tell me what you used to do on our Saturdays?
Brad: Well, GFF...Gay Fat Friend, I'd start out with lunch then I'd do a little clothes shopping, work out with my trainer and then end my day with a little steam. The perfect Sabado.
