Favorite Brad Williams Quotes
Max leads a league in having jobs you didn't know were jobs.
I was an investment banker Max. That's like one step below tonight show bandleader.
I need some hand sani for my face.
Kerkovich? More like Kerkobitch.
Aww boo, you're not laughing, what's wrong? You consti?
Are you calling me a trophy wife because that's awesome!
I got dumped by a girl in high school, licked my wounds, got way into anime and moved on.
I'm always write about cornplay, I was wrong about Coldplay though, they're still huge.
Max: Hello this is not a foursome, you guys are totally fifth wheeling me!
Dave: C'mon man we're not fifth wheeling you, Joey Fatone.
Brad: Yeah you're still part of the group Sporty Spice.
Jane: You're our favorite character Roz from Frasier.
Jane and Alex's parents are going to sex camp.
I mean I haven't really kept up with my acting aside from memorizing every one of Taye Diggs' monologues from Private Practice, but that's just to stay sharp.
Are you back on the sweet and creamy?
