Popular Brad Williams Quotes
Max leads a league in having jobs you didn't know were jobs.
I was an investment banker Max. That's like one step below tonight show bandleader.
I need some hand sani for my face.
Kerkovich? More like Kerkobitch.
Aww boo, you're not laughing, what's wrong? You consti?
Are you calling me a trophy wife because that's awesome!
Why the long face Michael Phelps?
I'm always write about cornplay, I was wrong about Coldplay though, they're still huge.
Max: Hello this is not a foursome, you guys are totally fifth wheeling me!
Dave: C'mon man we're not fifth wheeling you, Joey Fatone.
Brad: Yeah you're still part of the group Sporty Spice.
Jane: You're our favorite character Roz from Frasier.
Jane and Alex's parents are going to sex camp.
I still can't believe you lied to me about your birthday. I thought you were older than me. I thought I was married to a MILF. Now all those fantasies about her about being my dad's new wife, giving me a bath and swaddling me, don't make sense.
Max: You didn't like Ringling brother for brothers?
Brad: It would've been the greatest show on earf!
