Popular Brad Williams Quotes
Are you back on the sweet and creamy?
My baby could sell snow to an Eskimo. And by snow I mean cocaine. Eskimos traditionally don't have a lot of disposable income so it's a pretty impressive sales feat.
Dave have your fingers lost weight?
Brad: It's going to be an awesome night!
Jane: We're not going to have a three way.
Brad: It's going to be pretty good night...
Oh it was real physical. REAL physical. I'm talking about sex physical. Sock off sex. So hot
Call me Melanie Griffith because I'm gonna be Workin Girllll.
Max put stripper glitter in my two favorite things, my lotions and my creams.
Dave: I think our wedding was pretty spectacular.
Brad: Yeah the only thing missing was a bride that stayed for the duration of the reception.
Jane: You use your special skill to save the gym!
Brad: Wait how am supposed to give fourteen consecutive orgasms to a brick building.
Alex and Jane tried being honest with each other like 20 years ago. The fight lasted for weeks. The family calls it, "the incident."
Winter is coming.
He's not lying, he once ladybugs'd himself into a jr high girls soccer tournament, bet against the team and threw the game.
