Happy Endings

Happy Endings

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Brad Williams Quotes (Page 4)

Season 3, Episode 4: "More Like Stanksgiving"
Brad: Kerkovich? More like Kerkobitch.
 • Rating: Unrated
Brad: I need some hand sani for my face.
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Season 3, Episode 3: "Boys II Menorah"
Brad: I was an investment banker Max. That's like one step below tonight show bandleader.
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Brad: Max leads a league in having jobs you didn't know were jobs.
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Season 3, Episode 2: "Sabado Free-Gante"
Max: Well BBF why don't you tell me what you used to do on our Saturdays?
Brad: Well, GFF...Gay Fat Friend, I'd start out with lunch then I'd do a little clothes shopping, work out with my trainer and then end my day with a little steam. The perfect Sabado.
 • Rating: Unrated
Jane: Wait, the not looking me in the eyes, the nervous tick in your boob.
Brad: That thing's jumpin like Kris Kross.
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Season 3, Episode 1: "Cazsh Dummy Spillionaires"
Brad: That girl's so whack, her first name should be knick knack paddy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Brad: Man I love the workplace, fluorescent lighting, stale coffee and the sweet sound of men quoting classic comedies.
 • Rating: Unrated
Brad: It's like a slinky with breasts.
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 21: "Four Weddings and a Funeral (Minus Three Weddings and One Funeral)"
Brad: And time, 3 minutes and 7 seconds til she mentioned the guy she's dating.
 • Rating: Unrated

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