Brad Williams Quotes
That girl's so whack, her first name should be knick knack paddy.
Man I love the workplace, fluorescent lighting, stale coffee and the sweet sound of men quoting classic comedies.
It's like a slinky with breasts.
And time, 3 minutes and 7 seconds til she mentioned the guy she's dating.
Look at all this hair, I look like Gene Wilder.
My top half is at a museum fundraiser and my bottom half is selling veggie burritos in the parking lot outside a Widespread Panic concert!
Um when was this photo taken and why are you making the Kobe Bryant intensity face?
Dude you gotta stop referring to yourself as a restaurant. Restaurants don't have windshield wipers.
He's talking about his Batman and Throbbin'.
I love when Mer-bear let's herself laugh.