Favorite Britta Quotes
How many schools would let you get a degree in theoretical phys-ed?
Shirley: Mother Hen? I think we're about the same age.
Britta: Sure, unless time is linear.
Shirley: I'll make your ass linear.
Britta: That doesn't make any sense.
Shirley: I'll make your ass sense.
Troy: Is it black Michael Chiklis?
Annie: No!
Pierce: Is it white George Foreman
Britta: You guys are talking about the same person. He's biracial, his name is David and he's a human being.
Feast your ear tongues on these memory pops.
Britta: Shut up, Leonard. I know about your crooked wang.
Leonard: No such thing as bad press.
What does this symbol mean? It's the number 8, and equals sign and then a greater than symbol.
Britta: Everything is terrible.
Annie: Have you been watching Dance Moms again?
Britta: I still thing that man is going to evolve into woman, not a dragon monster with three legs.
Pierce: Three legs?
Abed's Dad: Dreams are for sleeping
Britta: You don't know that
Abed's Dad: It's clinically proven
Jeff: What am I not good at?
Britta: Sex.
Maybe we all need some space, to pull the knife out of the back of the most celebrated Canadian alt-rock band of the 90s you selfish, jaded ass!
I may not eat meat, but I'm not gonna eat that injustice.
