I want Lord Tubbington to kicking his ecstasy addiction.

Santana: Brittany, lock the door.
Brittany: I don't know how to do that.

If elected, I'll have sugary treats available at all times. Helps with concentration. That's what George Washington said.

Stop the violence.

Rachel Berry is still on Myspace.

Brittany: Of course not.
Finn: You're not quitting New Directions?
Brittany: Oh, I thought you meant the Selena Gomez pregnancy rumors.

You cannot call your future president an "idiot." It's mean, it's bullying and I won't accept it.

Santana: I wanna talk about the thing that we never talk about.
Brittany: That Sour Patch Kids are just Gummy Bears that turned to drugs?

You look magical and amazing, but I don't understand what you're saying. So if you're gonna make it this his world, you better learn to speak English.

Brittany [to Rory]

I'm also a unicorn. Maybe a bi-corn. Either way, I'm starting to believe in my won magic.

Kurt:I don't know what to say.
Brittany: That happens to me all the time. I just hope my mouth and dust comes out.

We're gonna call it Kurt Hummel's bulging pink fun sack.

Glee Quotes

Artie: I thought I was over someone, but I still think I have feelings for them.
Brittany: The Clintons?

I had it all planned out. I was gonna make it big on Broadway and maybe make a Woody Allen movie. And then when we were ready, I would just, come back and he'd be teaching here and I'd walk through those doors and I would just say 'I'm home' and then we would live happily ever after.

Rachel