Peyton: Brooke.
Brooke: I don't want to.
Peyton: Brooke.
Brooke: I don't even know his number.

Haley: What's going on? What are you talking about?
Peyton: Brooke's gonna call Owen, her new bartender crush to get us out.
Brooke: I am not. It's too soon.
Haley: Brooke, we're gonna miss the game.
Brooke: I don't wanna call him. It violates all the rules of dating. And yet, I'm gonna look like a desperate. He has to do us a favor and then he can make fun of me for it.
Haley: Oh my god.
Brooke: Fine. I will call him. But if he does not sleep with me after this, it is your fault. All of you.

Peyton: We all wanna get the hell out of here, okay? Don't yell at me.
Haley: Calm down. God.
Brooke: Just no mushroom.
Peyton: There,it's ordered. Are we all happy now?
Brooke: What did we get?
Peyton: No mushroom, Brooke. Okay? No mush, no room, no mushroom!

Brooke: I'm not gonna tell you how to be with Lindsey, but most of your life I've known you to take the high road.
Peyton: I know, Brooke. I just, I'm so sick of looking at her and her precious ring.
Brooke: Don't you mean YOUR precious ring?

Peyton: Oh, you didn't know?
Brooke: Peyton...
Peyton: Oh, is she gonna cry?
Lindsey: Stop it.
Peyton: Go ahead let's cry little rich girl.
Lindsey: I said Stop It!

Brooke: Rachel, what happened to you?
Rachel: Life, I guess.

Owen: [to Jamie] You helped me out, 'Whats under all the clothes, Brooke Davis?'
Jamie: So did you find out?
Brooke: [shocked] And with that, boy time is over. [to Owen] Let's go.

Brooke: They don't do that at real weddings, Skills.
Skills: They should, though. You know, that's good drama.

Skills: How about this? I say we drug Lindsey first, even though I love her. Then we throw you in the wedding gown, so when Lucas lift up the veil. Bam! It's on.
Brooke: Um, skills? That gown is tailor-made, so, no. And Peyton is gonna be okay.
Skills: Right. You know I love you, P. Sawyer, right? But, baby girl, you are so far from okay, man, you ain't even in the same area code. Wait. Maybe Lucas will say the wrong name on the altar just like Ross did on Friends.

Peyton: Okay. How about this? How about Peyton puts on a nice dress, watches Lucas get married, gets wasted and has drunk, meaningless sex with some guy at the reception?
Brooke: Yes.
Skills: Hey, baby, I ever tell you how sexy you look in that dress? Maybe we should head in.
Brooke: Behave, or I will smack you.

Peyton: He said 'I do', Brooke. The minister asked if he would love and cherish Lindsey forever and he said 'I do'.
Brooke: Bitch you need to stop!

Sorry... Okay. Peyton, do you want to know why I came home? Besides to help you. I am 22 years old and I have made more money than I could ever hope to spend and I have never felt more alone in my life. You need to talk to him Peyton. Just talk to him. And if you let the fact that Lucas said 'I do' today to Lindsey while he was obviously lying to his own heart be the reason that you sit here and cry, I am gonna smack you across your pretty face.

One Tree Hill Quotes

I found my other half.

Julian

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.