Cameron Tucker Quotes
Season 3, Episode 13: "Little Bo Bleep"
Cam: I'm sorry but you know I have two weakness: children cursing and old people rapping!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cam: More like Little Bo Cheap.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 12: "Egg Drop"
Cam: It's kind of like a first date.
Mitchell: Actually it's the opposite of the first date. You don't want to have sex, but you do want a baby.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 10: "Express Christmas"
Cam: Why so much tape Jay?
Jay: Why are you wearing a sweater when it's 95 degrees out?
Cam: It's my Christmas sweater!
Jay: Based on those stains, you are the Christmas sweater.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cam: Cam and Jay, kind of sounds like a bird.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 9: "Punkin Chunkin"
Claire [to Haley]: Do you know what's illegal in Europe? Nothing! You're going to college!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cam: All this from someone who never chunked a Punkin!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 8: "After the Fire"
Cam: I sleep clown.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cam: It's a somber occasion and all of my tops are too joyful.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 7: "Treehouse"
Cameron: How would she know I'm gay?
Mitchell: Maybe by the way you ordered a drink a doodle do.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
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