Cameron Tucker Quotes
Cam: It's a bird! It's a plane!
Mitchell: It's super out of breath.
Cam: Happy Halloween to you too.
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It went to my ears on our flight home. I may have moaned a bit. A crying baby complained about me.
Cam: Okay, come on we have something to show you!
Lily: Is it dinner or is my mouth too ugly to put food into?
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I think I could be a little less Ryan Gosling, and a little more everyman.
Cam: Hey counselor, what do I have to do to get you to drop that suit?
Mitchell: Cam what are you doing here?
Cam: Surprising my hugs-band!
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Cam: Oh my God! It feels like we have one mind and one heart.
Mitchell: And one chair.
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Mitchell: This is my second favorite suit of yours.
Mitchell: Right after your birthday suit.
Cam: Hey! Cut it out, I'm practically a married man.
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Half our guests are gay; we're finally giving them a good memory on a school bus.
Mitchell: Why don't we put Lily in one of Alex's shirts for the picture tonight?
Cam: She'll see right through that.
Mitchell: No you're thinking of Haley's shirts.
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Calm down Claire, your voice is getting to that pitch that disturbs out cat.
Mitchell: I'm so nervous. Are we gonna say Hugh Jackman in a bathing suit? What do we say to Hugh Jackman in a bathing suit?
Cam: Oh my God, it's so big.
Mitchell: That's a bit direct but you know he might be flattered- oh you're talking about the boat.
Mitchell: What's happening?
Cam: I don't know Google him.
Mitchell: I didn't spring for an international data plan.
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By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.Jay
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Claire: My mom started drinking these cocktails called "horny Colombians" with some of Gloria's uncles, whom apparently the drink was named after
Phil: Oh come, they were funny
Claire: They kept grabbing my butt
Phil: Somebody is full of herself. It's a Colombian wedding tradition.. they said
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