Cameron Tucker Quotes (Page 2)
Season 4, Episode 13: "Fulgencio"
Cam [to Mitchell]: We're not bad parents, Claire is!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cam: Because we refused to abuse we got banned from the party of the century?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 12: "Party Crasher"
Cam: Please to not turn me marrying my daughter into something ugly.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 11: "New Year's Eve"
Cam: Everyone here is 11 and I'm hot.
Mitchell: If you were hot we'd be drinking right now.
• Rating: Unrated
Cam: We should start calling her ranch house, cause she doesn't have a second story.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cam: Are you excited for your big sleepover with your cousins?
Lily: Who's watching me?
Cam: Haley.
Lily: I'm serious.
Mitchell: Alex.
Lily: Okay let's go.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 10: "Diamond In The Rough"
Cam: Okay what did we learn from "A League of Their Own?"
Claire: No crying in baseball.
Cam: No, that Madonna's a lousy actress and so are you. So what's going on?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 9: "When a Tree Falls"
Cam: Cats, now and forever. Well actually until next Thursday. It's been described as transcendent!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cam: I'm a doer and an action taker. Sean Penn would play me in a movie about this. Or Anne Hathaway if they wanted a female driven vehicle.
Mitchell: And who would play your long suffering partner?
Cam: Julianne Moore either way.
Mitchell: I would totally see that. I would.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 8: "Mistery Date"
Cam: What did I tell you, that place is like a gay bar with dumbbells.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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