Cameron Tucker Quotes (Page 3)
Season 4, Episode 8: "Mistery Date"
Gloria: The baby kicked me all night. It's either going to be a football player or a chorus girl.
Cam: You can be both. My senior year I was a right side linebacker and a left side cancan dancer in Gigi.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 7: "Arrested"
Cam: Phone! I bet that's Mama, I was just dreaming it was raining chickens.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 6: "Yard Sale"
Alex: I know what you think about Michael, mom. You didn't have to bring your big gay guns in to back you up. No offense.
Mitchell: None taken.
Cam: I kinda like it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cam: When I was young and straight, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rock star. I'm not proud of it.
Mitchell: You're kinda proud of it, you work it into a lot of conversations.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 5: "Open House of Horrors"
Cameron: We agreed to tell Lily the about her mother together wearing calming earth tones and we agreed to tell her the truth!
• Rating: Unrated
Cameron: I'm tired of people not noticing the new physique. If this doesn't work I'm breaking out the diaper and top hat and going as baby New Year.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Cam: Nobody's gonna see my bod in this bulky bull costume
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 4: "The Butler's Escape"
Claire: Why are we hugging?
Cam: Because I know if he called you for help, heard as many insults as I know he had to hear, then he had a worse day than me.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 3: "Snip"
Cameron: Why don't you call my dad and talk about what a teet-sucking layabout I am?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 2: "Schooled"
Cam: Is this kindergarten or the Hunger Games?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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