Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Cameron Tucker Quotes
We'll be on her like white on rice... which might sound racist because we're white and she, presumably, like rice.
Cam: She's already prone to flashbacks, if you know what I mean.
Mitchell: You know she didn't fight in Vietnam, right?
She bit me! Ow! She did it again! It's like Twilight back here!
Cam: There's a stranger in our hot tub.
Mitchell: Who is it?
Cam: You do know what stranger means, don't you?
You are living in a little girl's toy and you have to move out!
Cam [to Barry]
Cam: Tell me all about Mitchell in high school. Did he have a beard?
Tracy: You're looking at her.
You don't tell your partner you may have a baby with someone else and then go back to eating a delicious and inventive meal like it's NOTHING!
If this were the '60s, we would be 'confirmed bachelors,' and Lily would be a Yorkie.
We are beyond blotting and rubbing, we've moved on to sweating and crying.
Mitchell: I guess you don't respect party themes.
Cam: You did NOT just say that.
It's ten feet long with boxer shorts on the end, it works on so many levels.
Yes, I've gained a few extra pounds while we were expecting the baby... but that's science. You can't fight it.
