Popular Celia Hodes Quotes
Silas: I love her.
Celia: You stuck your penis in her. That's not love, believe me.
Nancy: (sees Shane get knocked down on soccer field) Foul! Ref, what's the matter with your whistle?!
Celia: Well, technically, Nancy, the Ref can't call a foul. Shane was kicked by his own teammates.
Celia Hodes: I followed Dean here, did you see him?
Nancy Botwin: Yes, I did, they were playing poker
Celia Hodes: Oh, great, now he's going to come home broke, stinking of marijuana. Guess that's better than oriental pussy.
Celia: That was humiliating.
Rudolfo: I know. I'm sorry, I could not untie you.
Celia: You're supposed to wipe front to back
They were going to sell my gallbladder to the Japanese. Fortunately, my body is a toxic pit.
Shane: Why don't you sell something people want.
Celia: Like what?
Shane: Like drugs.
What about you? You ever take a trip down to girlie town?
