Popular Chandler Bing Quotes
Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?
Phoebe: There's five hundred extra dollars in my account.
Chandler: Oh, Satan's minions at work again...
Ross: A thumb?
Phoebe: I know. I know. I opened it up, and there is was, just floating in there, like this tiny little hitch-hiker.
Chandler: Maybe it's a contest, you know, like, "collect all five."
Monica: Do you guys ever think Alan might be a little too Alan.
Rachel: No, you can never be too Alan.
Ross: It's his innate Alan-ness that we adore.
Chandler: I could personally stand about a gallon of Alan.
Joey: (Walking into Central Perk) 95, 96, 97. See, I told you! Less than 100 steps from our place to here.
Chandler: You've got way too much free time.
Ross: Uh oh.
Chandler: What? There was ice there that night with Carol? Plastic seats? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans?
Ross: No, actually, I was just saying it looks like we're not sitting together. But now that you mention it, there was ice that night. It was the first frost.
Ross: Peach pit!
Chandler: Yes, honey?
Ross: That night we had...
Chandler: Peaches?
Ross: No, actually, nectarines.
Joey: Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?
Chandler: I think it's great. You know, it's sweet. It's romantic.
Joey: Really?
Chandler: No, you kidding? The guy is a freak.
Ross: I remember the moonlight coming through the window, and her face had the most incredible glow.
Chandler: Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling, you did this part. Could I get some painkillers over here, please?
(To Receptionist) Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean that guy with the toe thing. Who's he sleeping with?
Ross: Chandler, what about you?
Chandler: If I were omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever.
Rachel: See, there's always one guy. (Mocking Chandler) If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes.
Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth, and tied it around my neck...
Chandler: Cookie?
