It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXCharlie Kelly Quotes
I don't like people with almond eyes. I find them creepy.
Dennis is asshole. Why Charlie hate?
It's not just a game. It's a war.
Storm coming? Hatchet coming.
The breasts make you care about the weather in a really good way.
If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.
Breathe and eat. Separately.
I see amateurs. I see trash.
It's a magical town.
Did you sex my mom, Santa Clause?
Ricky: So you stole this from me and you're coming back 20 years later to return it to me?
Charlie: At this point, I feel the robot's fallen under the finder-keepers law of America.
Mac: No, your other left.
Charlie: My other left? I only have one left.
Mac: It's just an expression. Just move it to the other direction.
Charlie: What would that expression be for? For someone with two lefts?
Mac: No, just move it the other way.
Charlie: Towards your left?
Mac: Your left and my left are the same left because we're facing the same direction.
Charlie: Eh, we're two different people so we can't have the same left. It doesn't make sense.
