Charlotte "Chuck" Charles Quotes (Page 5)
Season 1, Episode 3: "The Fun in Funeral"
Chuck: Remember, mind over matter will make Pooh unfatter.
Emerson: I might be stucked, but I can still reach my gun
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Chuck: Do you think dying has made me morbid?
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Chuck: You won't even know I'm here.
Emerson: 'Cause you're leaving?
Chuck: No.
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Chuck: You're like Winnie the Pooh. Gimme your paws, Pooh.
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Chuck: We're going to heaven.
Louis: I got in?
Chuck: Yeah, and heaven is closing in five minutes.
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Chuck: I was having conversations with myself.
Ned: What did you guys talk about?
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Chuck: The pirate metaphor, it's weak.
Emerson: It's apt.
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Chuck: It's nice to get things back.
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Chuck: Which birthday should I celebrate? I have two now...
Ned: Whichever is easier to explain.
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Season 1, Episode 2: "Dummy"
Emerson: Contacted the company that makes these doors under false pretenses. They gave me a sample ID badge which I digitally altered using the magnetic code that matches the serial number of this machine. Is that cheap?
Chuck: (holds up an ID badge as well) I don't know. Is this? I gave the security guard a hug goodbye. My upper body distracted him while these things I call "hands" took this off his belt.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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