Charlotte York Goldenblatt Quotes
Charlotte: Listen to this, sometime in ten years before menopause, you may experience symptoms including all month pms, fluid retention, insomnia, depression, hot flashes or irregular periods.
Carrie: On the plus side, people start to give up their seats for you on the bus.
Charlotte: Oh, my God! Vagina Weights.
Samantha: Honey, my vagina waits for no man.
Charlotte: I'm in love with him.
Miranda: Your not in love with him, your in love with the very expensive watch he gave you.
Trey: It was fate, if my mother didn't give me such bad gifts, this wonderful gift would have never come into my life.
Charlotte: Aw!
Carrie: Those muchies took my last tampon. Are you packing?
Samantha: No, okay, I'm not, I don't have a tampoon, and I'll probably never need one again.
Carrie: A simple no, is good enough.
Samantha: I haven't had my period in thiry-five days.
Charlotte: Are you....
Samatha: No, I'm not pregnant, I'm.....I'm drying up.
Carrie: Oh, come on, your overreacting, it was a stupid catalog.
SamanthaI'm day old bread and my time is up.
Miranda: For, someone with no period, you got a mean case pf PMS.
Carrie: You have years of miserable cramps ahead of you.
Samantha: Ladies, what I'm about to tell you may come as a shock, I'm a little older than you. (shakes her head)
Miranda: Well, I for one can't wait for menopause. Do you realise how free it would be not to have or periods.
Charlotte: Oh, I can't wait till flow stops coming to town.
Samantha: No one calls it flow.
Miranda: I think my grandmother did.
Trey knocks on Charlotte's door
Charlotte: Your very persistent.
Trey: I don't want to come in, i want to tell you something, I love you Charlotte.
Charlotte: You do? I love you too.
Carrie: that night, Charlotte got everything she wanted, Trey, got a hand job.
Charlotte: Sometimes you just know, it's like, magic, it's fate.
Miranda: It's not fate, his light is on, that's all.
Charlotte: What light?
Miranda: Men are like cabs, when their available their light goes on. They awake one day and decide their ready to settle down, have babies, whatever, and they turn their light on. Next woman they pickup, boom, that' the one they'll marry. It's not fate, it's dumb luck.
Charlotte: I'm sorry, I refuse to believe that love is at random.
Miranda: Please, it's all about timing. You gotta get em, when their lights on.
Carrie: All the men I meet are flashing yellows.
Miranda: Or off duty. They can drive around for years picking up women and not be available.
Carrie: Then, they really shouldn't be allowed to get behind the wheel.
Charlotte: I think the watch is a sign, that his in love with me too.
Samantha: Ah, his not in love, his in blue ball hell.
Charlotte: Trey is so thoughtful, he knew I wasn't feeling well last night so he took me to get some soup down on seventh street, and then we went to second.
Carrie: Avenue?
Charlotte: Base.
Carrie: And, then what, he did your physics homework with you?
Charlotte: No! I want to take it slow with him, I think he could be the one.
Carrie: Charlotte, honey, you've only known him for two weeks, you can know his e-mail address, but you cannot know his the one.
Carrie: Ladies, I'm not tampax central. Put on list, buy tampons.
Charlotte: Well, I have them at home, but they won't fit in my Kate suede purse.
Miranda : Kate, must have a tiny vagina.
Charlotte: You know I read that if you don't have sex for a year, you can actually become re-virginised.
Carrie: And, I imagine quite frisky.
Charlotte: But, isn't that great, you can erase your whole sexual past and start again.
Carrie: Who would want their the virginity back, it was bad enough the first time.
