Hawaii Five-0

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Danny: Don't do it, don't get married.
Chin Ho: Thank you for the support.
Danny: Just find a woman you hate ---
Everyone Else: ...and buy her a house!

Tong: Those are dummy grenades
Danny: Ok, hang on to this. [hands grenade, pulls pin] If it's a dummy you will be fine, we'll be outside.
Tong: Wait! Fine, it's live
Chin Ho: You've been hanging around Steve too long.

Danny: You use to do this?
Steve: I can neither confirm nor deny.
Chin Ho: I'm glad you're on our side.
Lori: Me too.

McGarrett: Why don't you just ask her out?
Chin: Miss Hills?
McG: No, the Governor. Who do you think? Every time we see Laura she's sexting you with her eyes.

Danny: We are going to take a page from McGarrett's playbook.
Chin Ho: What do you mean by that?
Danny: You take the playbook, and set it on fire.

Kono: You ever wish you chose another line of work?
Chin: Everyday... Never.

Chin: You did pass the H.P.D. Test for pursuit driving, right?
Kono: What test?

Chin: You two of those in Hesse and it didn't kill him?
Danno: Next time shoot him in the face.

Chin Ho: You got her to use a military recon satellite and then you made a date?
Steve: I'm a multitasker.
Chin Ho: Impressive.

Chin Ho: [Points at White]
Danny: He trained Steve
Chin Ho: Oh, so it's his fault.

McGarrett: What about our John Doe?
Danno: You mean Jack?
McGarrett: You got an I.D.?
Danno: No...His head was in a box. Jack...
Chin: That just ain't right, bro.
Danno: Too soon?

Come on, Tarzan, now we have an advantage.

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Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

Listen to me. Do yourself a favor and kill me now because I promise you I will put you in the ground the first chance I get.

Danny

Holy Mullet!

Lori
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