Come on, Tarzan, now we have an advantage.

Gutches: Fastest way in is by helo.
Chin Ho: Know where we can find one of those, and some automatic weapons.
Joe: I know a guy [grin]

Steve: That is your cousin?
Chin: Choose your next words carefully. Both of you.

Danny: So, what's up buddy? You've been ducking me for about a week.
Chin Ho: Been a little busy.
Danny: What are you doing? Putting more of your friends behind bars?

Chin Ho: Hey, where's McGarrett?
Danny: He left a "Dear Danny" note on my desk this morning, he's off looking for Shelburn again.

Steve: You want to tell me what's going on
Chin Ho: I didn't know it was this bad.
Steve: Why don't we start with what you did know?

He's essentially a guard dog with a gun, and not the smart bomb-sniffing kind.

Chin Ho: Danny, you know if you ever need any advice on relationships, my door is always open.
Danny: Oh, well you go ahead and keep that door closed, but thank you.

Danny: We got a print; the guy is in the system. His name is Dracul Comescu
Chin Ho: Who the hell is that?
Danny: He's not a vampire; I thought the very same thing.

Lori: Sorry, patience isn't my strong suite
Chin Ho: You're a lot like Steve, you know that?

Chin Ho: Sounds like she's leaving her husband
Danny: That's gotta hurt, open your guest house to a guy who eats your food, drinks your beer, and helps himself to your wife.

Chin Ho: For the record, Melia likes flowers and chocolates.
Kono: Doesn't hurt to make an effort and get a girl something nice.
Chin Ho: I need to be shopping huh?

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Danny [to Marie]

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.