Chris Traeger Quotes
Chris: You and I will embark in a quick session of heart-rate meditation, focusing on conscious breathing and opening the heart shakra.
Ron: I'm not sure I'm interested in that. No, I am sure, I'm not interested in that.
Chris: I'm engrossed in this book. It's the true story of a woman born with no arms and no legs who attempted to swim the English Channel.
April: That's impossible.
Chris: Oh she drowned immediately. It's kind of a sad story.
The world's my gymnasium Ron!
And then my herbalist took this weird bee pollen paste, rubbed it around my gums, and now my mouth feels like a spaceship.
Chris: Rethink our visual brand, take these words, and make something amazing!
Tom: So you're saying you want me to choose a new font?
Chris: Yes, essentially I'd like you to choose a new font.
Chris: Now how big is the park, exactly?
Leslie: It is .000003 square miles.
You're beautiful! On the inside... where your spirit lives.
Chris: I can't find my car keys.
April: Solve this mystery genius.
Chris: I want to apologize to all the women and Jerry. If I could go back in time and cut your eyeballs out, I would.
April: Wow, that is so sweet.
Chris: Thank you.
Chris: Ann Perkins you really know your testes!
Ann: ...thank you?
Oh my God, your inbox is literally filled with penises.
Chris: Somebody say my name.â€¨
â€¨Chris: Swivel! What is it, Jerry?
â€¨Jerry: You told me to say your name.
â€¨Chris: And you did a great job superstar.