Chris Taub Quotes
Season 8, Episode 11: "Nobody's Fault"
Taub: Who cares if House was callous? Are you going to punish callousness?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 10: "Runaways"
Taub: [To Foreman] An affair? I never knew you were such a tramp.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 8: "Perils of Paranoia"
Taub: If anarchy breaks out, I plan to do what my ancestors have done throughout the ages: run.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 5: "The Confession"
Taub: [In reference to House suggesting Taub get a paternity test] But they look just like me?
House: But they'll grow.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 23: "Moving On"
House: Doctor says it's okay as long as I don't leave my hospital bed.
Taub: Which doctor was that, Seuss or Jay?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 20: "Changes"
Foreman: You think I'm repressed too?
Taub: I think you're in danger of being dissolved by your own stomach acids.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Taub: You're lucky you're hot and smart because, well, you're just lucky you're hot and smart.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 18: "The Dig"
Taub: You know there's something seriously wrong with us.
Taub's wife: I know.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Foreman: If I own it, I don't want you doing it on it.
Taub: You might want to get rid of your kitchen table.
• Rating: Unrated
Taub (to the patient): You save earwax.
• Rating: Unrated
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