Taub: You know he just doesn't want to live in pain.
House: Life is pain! I wake up every morning in pain! Work is pain! You know how many times I just wanted to give up? How many times I've thought about ending it?

Sometimes the truth is that there's nothing any of us can do.

I'll tell you what would be weirder. If you didn't have a sex dream about Chase.

Ohhhh. A metaphor. What you didn't foresee is that I actually do have a sex doll.

House: Short man equals bullied child.
Taub: I was never bullied.
Dr. Adams: Until now.

Who cares if House was callous? Are you going to punish callousness?

[To Foreman] An affair? I never knew you were such a tramp.

Taub: If anarchy breaks out, I plan to do what my ancestors have done throughout the ages: run.

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Taub: [In reference to House suggesting Taub get a paternity test] But they look just like me?
House: But they'll grow.

House: Doctor says it's okay as long as I don't leave my hospital bed.
Taub: Which doctor was that, Seuss or Jay?

Foreman: You think I'm repressed too?
Taub: I think you're in danger of being dissolved by your own stomach acids.

You're lucky you're hot and smart because, well, you're just lucky you're hot and smart.

House Quotes

Do you know what bisexual means? It doesn't mean you have sex with two people at once.

Thirteen

You know another really good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get them in frog green or fire engine red. Really. The antibodies in yummy mummy only protect the kid for six months, which is why these companies think they can gouge you. They think that you'll spend whatever they ask to keep your kid alive. Want to change things? Prove them wrong. A few hundred parents like you decide they'd rather let their kid die than cough up forty bucks for a vaccination, believe me, prices will drop really fast.

House