Season 6, Episode 12: "Moving the Chains"
Taub: It's not porn.House: Bummer.
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Season 6, Episode 11: "Remorse"
Taub: If I ask why we're in Wilson's office, is there any chance I'll get a straight answer?House: Try it. Try it.
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Season 6, Episode 9: "Wilson"
Dr. Wilson: Where's House?Taub: Performing his ritual "Hiding from Cuddy to avoid getting a new case" dance. It's sort of a jazz-fusion sort of thing.
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Season 6, Episode 7: "Teamwork"
Taub: Mr. Hitler? Really?House: I had to do something to amuse myself.
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Season 6, Episode 9: "Ignorance is Bliss"
Thirteen: Your life happy about that?Taub: She's happy to cut back on some things... like sex.
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Season 6, Episode 2: "Epic Fail"
Taub: How did so many people get my personal email?Foreman: The Internet is a magical place.
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Season 5, Episode 24: "Both Sides Now"
Taub: What do you think of this glitch with Chase and Cameron's wedding?Thirteen: It's always a sad thing when sperm comes between people.
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Season 5, Episode 20: "Simple Explanation"
House: They were ready do die... but for guilt, not love.Taub: You can't feel that much guilt without love.
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Thirteen: She claims he got stronger as soon as she stopped breathing.
Taub: The mind can heal the body. Seeing his wife in distress might actually have slowed down his death.
House: Or he just had an adrenaline surge when he saw his chance to hit the singles' market.
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Season 5, Episode 18: "Here Kitty"
Kutner: You really lost all that money?Taub: I don't care about the money. I just feel bad for Rachel.
Kutner: She married a guy in one situation and ended up with another. That's hard on anyone.
Taub: Thanks. Makes me feel much better hearing my wife's a gold digger.
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