House

Chris Taub Quotes (Page 2)

Foreman: You think I'm repressed too?
Taub: I think you're in danger of being dissolved by your own stomach acids.
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Taub: You're lucky you're hot and smart because, well, you're just lucky you're hot and smart.
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Taub: You know there's something seriously wrong with us.
Taub's wife: I know.
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Foreman: If I own it, I don't want you doing it on it.
Taub: You might want to get rid of your kitchen table.
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Taub (to the patient): You save earwax.
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Taub: He's hoarding books on hoarding.
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Foreman: I don't know how you did it man. Was it the cute, harmless vibe, the self-deprecating humor, or just straight up vibes?
Taub: If you're interested, I do seminars.
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Foreman: You just said you weren't even going.
Taub: I still have feelings.
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House: I don't think his real name is Ferris Bueller.
Martha: Why? Seriously. Who is that?
Taub: They say he's a righteous dude.
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Dr. Chase: Why is it anyone's problem? I violently executed my tenth-grade geometry teacher about five different ways in my mind.
Masters: I didn't want to kill anybody. I just wanted to torture them slowly in my basement, preferably with acid. You guys ever think about what you might do to House?
Taub: Maybe it's no big deal.
Dr. Chase: Unless it is. Someone shot House.
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