Favorite Chris Taub Quotes
Here's my impression of Foreman on the happiest day of his life. (stares) Now the saddest day of his life. (stares)
I'm 5'6" and have a receding hairline. I hate genetics.
Taub: Mr. Hitler? Really?
House: I had to do something to amuse myself.
Taub: You know there's something seriously wrong with us.
Taub's wife: I know.
Functional open marriage is like a unicorn. It's a mythical creature that doesn't exist. Someone always ends up unhappy.
Taub: And what's with the death's head cane?
House: They didn't have a death's ass cane in my size.
House: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what? I know about the Jew, the black, and the Croc Hunter, but when did we get our Asian persuasion on?
Taub: Dr. Cheng is the NICU attending on the case, and she's not here.
House: Well, then I just wasted a perfectly good racial epithet.
(about Thirteen) She's not a nympho, she's bisexual, which by the way means she's accustomed to partners who don't need a map to find the treasure.
Taub: Tonight after work, meet me at the basketball court in the gym.
Dr. Foreman: You do realize you're two and a half feet tall, right?
Taub: And white, and Jewish. It'd be very embarrassing. I get why you'd want to say no.
Thirteen: She claims he got stronger as soon as she stopped breathing.
Taub: The mind can heal the body. Seeing his wife in distress might actually have slowed down his death.
House: Or he just had an adrenaline surge when he saw his chance to hit the singles' market.
House: They were ready do die... but for guilt, not love.
Taub: You can't feel that much guilt without love.
Dr. Foreman: Are you wearing my tie?
Taub: I saw it in your closet, and it happened to match my shirt.
Dr. Foreman: Why were you in my closet?
Taub: Looking for a tie. What's the big deal?
House: Obviously he wants you out of the closet for some reason. I suspect marriage, but I'm liberal that way.
