Favorite Chris Taub Quotes
House: They were ready do die... but for guilt, not love.
Taub: You can't feel that much guilt without love.
Taub: Tonight after work, meet me at the basketball court in the gym.
Dr. Foreman: You do realize you're two and a half feet tall, right?
Taub: And white, and Jewish. It'd be very embarrassing. I get why you'd want to say no.
Taub: He's doggy padding in the sea of misery. I remember what that was like.
Foreman: Yeah? How far back did you go for that memory? Last night?
Functional open marriage is like a unicorn. It's a mythical creature that doesn't exist. Someone always ends up unhappy.
Taub: You know he just doesn't want to live in pain.
House: Life is pain! I wake up every morning in pain! Work is pain! You know how many times I just wanted to give up? How many times I've thought about ending it?
Thirteen: Pig order with a side order of sphincter.
Taub: I think they call that breakfast in Australia.
Foreman: If I own it, I don't want you doing it on it.
Taub: You might want to get rid of your kitchen table.
Kutner: You really lost all that money?
Taub: I don't care about the money. I just feel bad for Rachel.
Kutner: She married a guy in one situation and ended up with another. That's hard on anyone.
Taub: Thanks. Makes me feel much better hearing my wife's a gold digger.
You're lucky you're hot and smart because, well, you're just lucky you're hot and smart.
Taub: How did so many people get my personal email?
Foreman: The Internet is a magical place.
House: People act in their own self-interest. You're all here because you're happy to be here. Or at least because it's your best option.
Kutner: I'm here because I want to help people.
House: No, you're here because it makes you feel good to help people. Taub and Foreman are here because they've got no other viable options. And Thirteen is desperate to make her life matter before it's over.
Taub: So... you're happy to be here?
House: Does it show?
Taub: What do you think of this glitch with Chase and Cameron's wedding?
Thirteen: It's always a sad thing when sperm comes between people.
