Popular Chris Taub Quotes
Taub: How did so many people get my personal email?
Foreman: The Internet is a magical place.
Taub: Mr. Hitler? Really?
House: I had to do something to amuse myself.
Thirteen: Your life happy about that?
Taub: She's happy to cut back on some things... like sex.
Dr. Wilson: Where's House?
Taub: Performing his ritual "Hiding from Cuddy to avoid getting a new case" dance. It's sort of a jazz-fusion sort of thing.
Taub: If I ask why we're in Wilson's office, is there any chance I'll get a straight answer?
House: Try it. Try it.
Taub: It's not porn.
House: Bummer.
Taub: What if we just snoop on our boss?
Foreman: I can live with that.
Foreman: You really wanna get inside his head?
Taub: Yeah, but I decided against stabbing myself in the leg and getting addicted to pain pills.
Foreman: We both have a lot of regrets.
Taub: You should be proud of yours. Your life is trending upwards.
Taub: It's not exactly sanitary.
House: The fun stuff never is.
Thirteen: Pig order with a side order of sphincter.
Taub: I think they call that breakfast in Australia.
House: You talked to Wilson.
Taub: He has very girly handwriting, by the way.
