Popular Chris Taub Quotes
He's hoarding books on hoarding.
You save earwax.
Taub (to the patient)
Foreman: If I own it, I don't want you doing it on it.
Taub: You might want to get rid of your kitchen table.
Taub: You know there's something seriously wrong with us.
Taub's wife: I know.
You're lucky you're hot and smart because, well, you're just lucky you're hot and smart.
Foreman: You think I'm repressed too?
Taub: I think you're in danger of being dissolved by your own stomach acids.
House: Doctor says it's okay as long as I don't leave my hospital bed.
Taub: Which doctor was that, Seuss or Jay?
Taub: [In reference to House suggesting Taub get a paternity test] But they look just like me?
House: But they'll grow.
Taub: If anarchy breaks out, I plan to do what my ancestors have done throughout the ages: run.
[To Foreman] An affair? I never knew you were such a tramp.
Who cares if House was callous? Are you going to punish callousness?
House: Short man equals bullied child.
Taub: I was never bullied.
Dr. Adams: Until now.
