Favorite Chuck Bartowski Quotes
Guys, I know Kung Fu... again.
Chuck [on truth serum to Sarah]: God, you're so pretty...and Casey, your jaw was chiseled by Michelangelo himself.
Casey: Thank you
Sarah: You might as well have just posted about our fight on Friendster.
Chuck: Friendster? Honey, people stopped using Friendster five years ago.
Chuck: Hey, Spiderman kiss?
Sarah: No.
I'll do anything I need to do to save Sarah.
This is not the opening of a tv show. This is real life.
That guy might think he's a hard ass, but I'm the intersect.
We're gonna get married and be together, forever. I love you.
Chuck: My name is Chuck Bartowski and I'm here to see Vivian Volkoff.
Receptionist: And what is this in regards to?
Chuck: She wants to kill me.
My name is Charles Carmichael. I'm a CIA agent, and this is my trap. I don't think you gentlemen recognize the gravity of the predicament you're in. Your call to the Buy More? Yeah, we traced that. Your compound is currently surrounded by 23 infantry troopers, 16 snipers, seven heavy gunners, four demolitions experts and enough ammunition to orbit Arnold Schwarzenegger. You're outmatched and you're outgunned. Those pea-shooters you're holding might as well be sharp sticks and strong language....Of course you don't see anyone. What do you think we are, the FBI? The only thing you're going to see is a muzzle flash and an e-ticket straight to hell.
Chuck
Morgan: In a world filled with awkward Chuck and Sarah moments, there was a moment so awkward...
Chuck: Morgan! Please don't torture me.
Casey: Credit card charges show mostly video games, comic books. Phone records indicate only one female caller in the last six months: his sister.
Chuck: I feel so sorry for this guy, he seems so alone.
Casey: Oh, whoops. That's your old file, Bartowski.
