Favorite Chuck Bartowski Quotes
Chuck: (after Casey sings a high note) Hey! What?
Casey: Choir boy. What? I wasn't hatched.
Casey: Credit card charges show mostly video games, comic books. Phone records indicate only one female caller in the last six months: his sister.
Chuck: I feel so sorry for this guy, he seems so alone.
Casey: Oh, whoops. That's your old file, Bartowski.
Chuck: Happy Holidays, maybe drink some water.
Jeff: Water can only dilute this feeling.
Lester: Plus, fish have sex in it.
Chuck: How's that field training [with Morgan] going?
Casey: Let's put it this way, he makes you look like a natural born operative.
Chuck: Maybe we should be introduced, I'm Chuck Cartowski: total loser, cheeseball addict.
Casey: Chuck, how'd you get here?
Chuck: My mom dropped me off.
Chuck: Guys, guys, Panzer's on the computer right now but I can't tell what he's doing.
Heather: Buying patio umbrellas. He's trying to get to us you dope.
Chuck: I need your help on a super, top secret mission.
Morgan: Do I get to parachute out of a plane on a wild horse?
Chuck: No you do not, because nobody ever does, but you do get to wear and ear piece.
Morgan: Sold!
Captain Awesome: Now's where we go around and say what we're thankful for. I'm thankful for the most beautiful woman in the world, Ellie Bartowski. Love ya. [to Casey]: Your turn.
Casey: I'll pass.
Chuck: I'm thankful Bryce Larkin is dead, and not in my bedroom making out with my new girlfriend!
Morgan: Chuck, that's pretty... dark.
Captain Awesome: And specific!
(Chuck pulls Casey into a hug)
Chuck: See? Guys can hug.
Casey: Not if they don't have their man-parts.
Chuck: It's a good point. (He withdraws)
I'm glad Casey had someone at least once in his life. I was beginning to think downstairs, he was built like a Ken doll
Casey: What do you call your move, anyway?
Chuck: What move?
Casey: The girlie pose I saw you in. What do you call that?
Chuck: The Morgan.
Sarah: The Morgan?
Chuck: He invented it in high school when girls were beating him up. You kind of duck a little bit, protect the important...you know, your face and... (Gestures at groin)
