Favorite Chuck Bartowski Quotes
Casey: Chuck, how'd you get here?
Chuck: My mom dropped me off.
I was never gonna kill you Alexei. After all, I am my father's son, aren't I?
Don't be a hero my friend. I will break your face!
(as Chuck is preparing to go undercover)
Roan: We need to talk about protection.
Chuck: I don't think it's gonna get that far, Roan.
Roan: I mean a gun. Why do you think she's known as the Black Widow.
Chuck: She's African-American and her husband died...?
Sarah: Why didn't you stay in the car?
Chuck: You know what? It's never safe in the car!
Hang it a second...is that Greta? And other Greta?
Chuck: Guys, guys, Panzer's on the computer right now but I can't tell what he's doing.
Heather: Buying patio umbrellas. He's trying to get to us you dope.
Chuck: I need your help on a super, top secret mission.
Morgan: Do I get to parachute out of a plane on a wild horse?
Chuck: No you do not, because nobody ever does, but you do get to wear and ear piece.
Morgan: Sold!
I'm glad Casey had someone at least once in his life. I was beginning to think downstairs, he was built like a Ken doll
(Casey saves Chuck mid-fall off a building)
Chuck: You... You...
Casey: Yeah, I catch you when you fall. It's touching. Really.
Chuck: No, no, I love you!
Casey: Keep it in your pants, Bartowski.
Captain Awesome: Now's where we go around and say what we're thankful for. I'm thankful for the most beautiful woman in the world, Ellie Bartowski. Love ya. [to Casey]: Your turn.
Casey: I'll pass.
Chuck: I'm thankful Bryce Larkin is dead, and not in my bedroom making out with my new girlfriend!
Morgan: Chuck, that's pretty... dark.
Captain Awesome: And specific!
Casey: What do you call your move, anyway?
Chuck: What move?
Casey: The girlie pose I saw you in. What do you call that?
Chuck: The Morgan.
Sarah: The Morgan?
Chuck: He invented it in high school when girls were beating him up. You kind of duck a little bit, protect the important...you know, your face and... (Gestures at groin)
