Chuck Bartowski Quotes
Ellie: I'm having a bit of an issue with Devon and I was hoping maybe you could help.
Chuck: I told you. I can't get him to stop cooking with no shirt on.
Chuck: Don't freak out. Stay calm, but your girlfriend is currently wearing your previously unworn, original issue, Zemeckis authenticated, Back to the Future t-shirt.
Morgan: Oh dear sweet goodness.
Chuck: I see what's going on here. You're afraid I'm just gonna sit around the house eating Fritos all day because Sarah's gone.
Morgan: I thought it might be Cheetos, but yeah.
Chuck: I love you.
Sarah: I love you too, Chuck. I'm not gonna come back without your mom
Chuck: The proposal is off. We can't have it in an Italian restaurant.
Morgan: Are you kidding me. What is she on like a no carb thing?
Guys, I know Kung Fu... again.
Mary: Chuck, I'm sorry for everything. I hope some day you'll trust me.
Chuck: Mom, I already do.
Devon, I know you're the world's worst liar, but right now I need you to be awesome.
You wanna be able to trust your mom, not worry that she's gonna shoot you in the face.
I'd rather love Sarah than have the intersect, now let me up!
Chuck: It's what I do, I'm a spy.
Sarah: No Chuck, you're not!
Jim: ...better known as the Belgian.
Chuck: Hmmm, I bet I know how he likes his waffles.
Jim: Belgian! Yes, I like your humor.
