Chuck

Chuck Bartowski Quotes (Page 9)

Chuck: You wanna be able to trust your mom, not worry that she's gonna shoot you in the face.
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Chuck: I'd rather love Sarah than have the intersect, now let me up!
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Chuck: It's what I do, I'm a spy.
Sarah: No Chuck, you're not!
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Jim: ...better known as the Belgian.
Chuck: Hmmm, I bet I know how he likes his waffles.
Jim: Belgian! Yes, I like your humor.
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Chuck: You sure I don't need a disguise?
Jim: Someone could recognize you as CIA, come after you with a knife. That would be great!
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Sarah: You might as well have just posted about our fight on Friendster.
Chuck: Friendster? Honey, people stopped using Friendster five years ago.
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Woman: What are you looking at?
Chuck: Not that scar, or that scar. Neither one of those scars. Or your, or your mole...mole.
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Chuck: I need your help on a super, top secret mission.
Morgan: Do I get to parachute out of a plane on a wild horse?
Chuck: No you do not, because nobody ever does, but you do get to wear and ear piece.
Morgan: Sold!
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Casey: Chuck, how'd you get here?
Chuck: My mom dropped me off.
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Mary: I thought maybe he would trust me.
Chuck: Okay, you know what? Considering that you left me when I was, I don't know, nine years old, and I still don't know if you're good or bad, I think I have every right to have a mother issue or two right now.
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