Chuck Bartowski Quotes
Chuck: You sure I don't need a disguise?
Jim: Someone could recognize you as CIA, come after you with a knife. That would be great!
Sarah: You might as well have just posted about our fight on Friendster.
Chuck: Friendster? Honey, people stopped using Friendster five years ago.
Woman: What are you looking at?
Chuck: Not that scar, or that scar. Neither one of those scars. Or your, or your mole...mole.
Chuck: I need your help on a super, top secret mission.
Morgan: Do I get to parachute out of a plane on a wild horse?
Chuck: No you do not, because nobody ever does, but you do get to wear and ear piece.
Morgan: Sold!
Casey: Chuck, how'd you get here?
Chuck: My mom dropped me off.
Mary: I thought maybe he would trust me.
Chuck: Okay, you know what? Considering that you left me when I was, I don't know, nine years old, and I still don't know if you're good or bad, I think I have every right to have a mother issue or two right now.
I don't know how to say this exactly, but please don't kill each other.
You just hate saying goodbye like a normal person, don't you?
Sarah, I'm kinda starting to think that my mom might be one of the bad guys.
Chuck: What is that smell?
Casey: That is the stench of tyranny.
Chuck: Morgan is going to need at least five hours of my time every week for Halo purposes.
Sarah: And I need 30 minutes of complete silence before sleep.
Chuck: Which is going to be a challenge with my cuddling needs.
You wear your teeth-bleaching system in front of me, we should be able to talk, no?
