Clarie: I don't mean to cast doubt on this lovely ceremony but is this legally biding?Betty: Oh yeah, she was an ordained minister before he decided to become an actress slash model. How perfect is that?
Claire: A mother's dream
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Betty: Mrs Meade, did you shop lift?
Claire: It's not shoplifting if you can afford the item but don't have the funds on you
Betty: Wait, what? I think that is shoplifting
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Claire: I spent the entire time being groped by perverts in Montmarte
Betty: Oh, I'm sorry
Claire: Why? The French still appreciate something finely aged
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Claire: ...and your weakness for having sex in public places
Daniel: That was only one time... and that wasn't a public place... until they moved the truck
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Claire: Please, this is cake. How many rehabs have I been through? At least here you can score a decent glass of toilet wine.
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Claire: Cut the act Wilhelmina. I'm not Bradford or one of the other suits in that office that can be taken in by your collagen smile and plastic ass
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Claire: How'd you get in here, only family is allowed
Wilhelmina: I'm your incredibly tan sister.
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Claire: Betty, you're lying. With so many saints in your living room how can you lie like that?
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Ignacio: Mrs Meade, what do you take in your coffee?
Claire: With vodka and ice, hold the coffee
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Dr Farcus [to Betty]: You should stay away from the blueberry, it stains your teeth
Claire: Wow. You really can't follow this kind of chemistry
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Total Quotes: 26
