Claire Dunphy Quotes (Page 3)
Season 4, Episode 3: "Snip"
Claire: It's shaving time, shavy gravy, Shaved by the Bell!
Alex: Why are you talking like dad?
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 2: "Schooled"
Claire: Haley going to college in a miracle, Lily going to kindergarten is the law.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 1: "Bringing Up Baby"
Gloria: I'm pregnant.
Claire: You're gonna get so fat!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Claire: Sure I had a little peppermint schnapps at my prom but I kicked my boyfriend out before my parents woke up. It's called respect.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 24: "Baby on Board"
Claire: You look adorable!
Alex: Adorable? I'm not a puppy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 23: "Tableau Vivant"
Claire: I say no everyday in this house.
Phil: But at night she's a yes machine.
Claire: No.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 22: "Disneyland"
Claire [to Haley]: Your rebel boyfriend is a Dapper Dan!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Claire [about Haley]: If she's going to leave the nest, we'd prefer it's not on the back of a motorcycle.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Claire: Okay I want everyone to eat at home because the happiest place on earth is also home to the most expensive churro on earth.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 21: "Planes, Trains and Cars"
Claire: I did cartwheels.
Phil: Without me?
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
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