Claire Dunphy Quotes
Claire: Why are you trying to turn this into a fight? I called to yell at you for getting me sick. Love you, bye.
Mitchell: I love you too.
Claire: This cold stops with me. Why do you think I swapped beds with Luke last night?
Phil: You did?
Luke: Appreciated the back rub. Not sure I loved being called Miss Thang.
Oh what? The mascot's a beaver, those jokes will get old.
Claire: Check this out, a reflecting pond.
Alex: Great maybe you can see how crazy you’re being right now.
Mitchell: There is no easy way to ask this, but are you all high?
Claire: No Mitchell, we're happy.
Don't get me wrong the Dunphys have some great days, we just have some trouble stringing them all together.
Claire: There's a reason I'm the best person.
Mitchell: You know that's just a title for today right?
Claire: Yeah, I'm the best person at this wedding.
I think I just broke a nail on a turtle.
I don't know whether or not to be angry or impressed.
Phil: You know how you can treasure special moments in your past that in no way diminish special moments in your present?
Claire: Yes sweetheart it's called having a memory.
Claire: I'm sorry but you know how i am about heights.
Gloria: Is that why you never wear high heels?
Vegas you have a gambling problem and her name is Claire.