Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Claire Dunphy Quotes
Your rebel boyfriend is a Dapper Dan!
Claire: I say no everyday in this house.
Phil: But at night she's a yes machine.
Claire: No.
Claire: You look adorable!
Alex: Adorable? I'm not a puppy.
Sure I had a little peppermint schnapps at my prom but I kicked my boyfriend out before my parents woke up. It's called respect.
Gloria: I'm pregnant.
Claire: You're gonna get so fat!
Haley going to college in a miracle, Lily going to kindergarten is the law.
Claire: It's shaving time, shavy gravy, Shaved by the Bell!
Alex: Why are you talking like dad?
Dad your hot wife, who was learning to walk when you were 30 years old, is pregnant with the baby you conceived doing something most men would kill to do.
Claire: Why are we hugging?
Cam: Because I know if he called you for help, heard as many insults as I know he had to hear, then he had a worse day than me.
I'm just 90% sure he's 100% gay.
If she wants to get her heart broken by a gay guy, she can do so when she's 18 or 19 and can drink her way through it.
My daughter's been arrested for drinking. I would like her to sit in jail and think about that. As a matter of fact I might stop and do a little outlet shopping. Who wants a pair of last year's sunglasses, eh?
