Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Claire Dunphy Quotes
Claire: Alex what have I told you about staying out past your curfew?
Alex: I need to do it more often.
Claire: You have dumb ideas.
Phil: Name one...that went on for awhile.
The way he looked at me, it was like I wore a tube top in church.
Maybe I bring out the worst in them when there's no fun loving Phil around to neutralize my toxins.
10 days on the road with those kids? Winnebag-no.
Claire: Do you remember when summer meant fireflies, cut off shorts, and ice cream trucks?
Phil: Well we got one out of three!
Phil: Little heads up, there's no way I'm not crying at this wedding.
Claire: Phil you cried on the way here.
Hunnie when I met you, you were a wedding DJ. By the way Spinderfella, looks like you still need to hit the grocery store.
Phil: Remember before we had kids and could just lie in bed all Saturday?
Claire: That's how we got them.
Phil: Why did I have to be so sexy?
Claire: It's a little tight.
Phil: Well the salesman said it was the style and he looked like a Mumford and Son so I think he would know.
Did you see that? When has your dad ever not wanted to pull Luke's finger. He's hurting.
Have you seen the way he looks at her? The same way he used to look at Halloween candy.
