Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Claire Dunphy Quotes
I was kind of the star of the evening. I got a huge laugh when I coined the phrase “shelf esteem.” Huh? Yeah? Okay, I’ll text it to Phil.
Claire: So I finally get out of the closet and there’s dad looking down on me.
Mitchell: Been there.
Driving with Alex is torture. She drives so slowly, I have to be the only parent who slams on the imaginary gas.
Wow so intense. I had no idea the kind of pressure you were under. Hunnie, I was just you for two hours, I could barely hold it together. I don’t know how you don’t have a meltdown everyday.
Is this what you’re gonna do with your life? Sleep late and take a selfie?
Haley: That's the old salvage yard where kids go to get high.
Claire: What? We are going there right now!
Phil: Wait, wait are you sure?
Haley: I'm gonna answer and then I'm gonna walk away, deal? I'm 420% sure.
Phil: Wow, she's bad at math.
Do you see anything suspicious? Like smoke, or paraphernalia, or nachos?
Now there are pushy obnoxious moms, who try and get involved, nudge them towards one another...we mean well.
Gloria: This is fun for me. You're my stepdaughter.
Claire: I'm older than you.
I am my father's daughter, and sorta his son.
Vegas you have a gambling problem and her name is Claire.
Claire: I'm sorry but you know how i am about heights.
Gloria: Is that why you never wear high heels?
