Claudia Donovan Quotes
We still use stealth, just use really, really fast stealth.
Told you I was Laverne! Such a Laverne move! Come on Shirley!
Soldier: Damn Trekkies, always crashing the party pretending they're time travelers.
Claudia: What a nerd.
I'm not chasing you. I'm falling to my death.
[To Artie] Good God, where did you come from?
Aw, it's like watching Golden Gossip Girls.
Claudia: I'm coming with you.
Artie: Why? No, why?
Claudia: A hospital Artie. There's going to be blood. When you faint someone needs to be there to break your fall.
Claudia: What's that smell?
Artie: I don't smell anything.
Claudia: Exactly, you're primped. You're going to see Dr. Vanessa.
The good kind of spying. Like here have some flowers, and a puppy, and some spying.
You know, I've never had a gay friend before. Which is weird, if you think about it I'm sort of fabulous, right? I mean, I guess there was Paquito at the institution, but he was one of Susan's personalities. So I don't think he really counts.
Claudia: I'm not trained like you guys. I'm not Secret Service, or ATF, or NSA, or M-O-U-S-E. I'm not a real agent.
Steve: You're real. You're also lying.
Claudia: What? No, no I have no training.
Steve: No, not about the training, about caring about the training. Artie. You wanna impress him.
Claudia. Yes, yes Angela Lansbury, you've solved the mystery! Yeah, I wanna make him proud. You don't know how good to me he's been. I can't let him down.
Aren't you a Buddhist or something? Try being one with the universe for like a minute.