Creed Bratton Quotes (Page 2)
Season 7, Episode 12: "Ultimatum"
Erin: I did it. I did a cartwheel.
Creed: F*ck you! F*ck you!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Michael: You're gonna somersault around for the rest of you life, and you know what's going to be on your tombstone? Loser.
Creed: My tombstone's already been made, thank you.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 10: "China"
Pam: So everyone here knows pirate code?
Creed: I understand it, I can't speak it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 6: "Costume Contest"
Creed: Best Edward James Olmos costume I've ever seen...like freaky good.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 5: "The Sting"
Creed: Well I really, really, really liked it.
Andy: Well that really bums me out.
Creed: You're welcome.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 3: "Andy's Play"
Plumber: You're the guy who boo'd me.
Michael: Mmm. No. There were a lot of people booing you, I wasn't one of them.
Plumber: Uhh, I saw you. And you were the only one.
Michael: Get your eyes checked chuckle head.
Creed: Be cool Michael, I saw this guy kill a bunch of people.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 1: "Nepotism"
Creed: Everywhere I look it's Betty White this and Betty White that. Finally a kid who's not talking about Betty White. Of course I follow him.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Creed: He's been trashing us relentlessly on Twitter. Now it's funny stuff, but mean.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 26: "Whistleblower"
Creed: I think we can all agree it's either Gabe or Angela. [Flips coin] It's Angela. Get her, boys.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 24: "The Cover-Up"
Creed: I've done a lot more for a lot less.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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