Favorite Creed Bratton Quotes
Michael: This is Creed, and he is in charge of... something... right?
Creed: That is correct.
Creed: Hey, why haven't we ever, uh...
Meredith: We have.
[referring to Angela, to longtime co-worker Meredith] Andrea is the office bitch. You'll get used to her. [extends hand] Creed.
Plumber: You're the guy who boo'd me.
Michael: Mmm. No. There were a lot of people booing you, I wasn't one of them.
Plumber: Uhh, I saw you. And you were the only one.
Michael: Get your eyes checked chuckle head.
Creed: Be cool Michael, I saw this guy kill a bunch of people.
Creed: That is "Northern Lights". Cannabis indica.
Dwight: [sighs] No, it's marijuana.
You ever notice you can only ooze two things? Sexuality and pus. Man, I tell ya.
Just pretend like we're talking until the cops leave.
Have you tried making everything smaller?
Did one of you tell Stanley that I have asthma. 'Cause I don't. If this gets out, they won't let me scuba. And if I can't scuba, what am I working toward?
Ryan: Creed? Did you organize the menu book?
Creed: Oh, I thought that was more on a volunteer basis.
Ryan: No... it was mandatory.
Creed: Oh, I thought it was a volunteer thing.
The Taliban is the worst...great heroin though.
Karen: You can't give paper clips to a baby. He might swallow them.
Creed: Oh it's okay, I've got tons of them.
