Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Cristina Yang Quotes
[about Burke] "I'm knee deep in coffee, and he's on the sofa playing with himself. And not in a good way."
Cristina: You could scatter her off the roof.
Meredith: She was afraid of heights.
Cristina: The ashes Meredith. The ashes aren’t acrophobic.
Meredith: I have wine.
Cristina: I'll be there.
CRISTINA: [to George in dream sequence] "You're smarter than me and have great hair."
MEREDITH: [to George in dream sequence] "I'm in love with you, George. I always have been, and I always will be."
IZZIE: [back to reality] "George, if you keeping clogging up the toilet, you're gonna have to learn how to use a plunger or we're going to make you crap in the yard."
IZZIE: [about Alex] "He's unbelievable. I'm so glad I never slept with him. Which is his loss. Because I'm really good in bed. Mind blowing. Mind-blowingly good in bed."
CRISTINA: "Are you trying to seduce us?"
IZZIE: "And he sleeps with Olivia, instead of me. Olivia?!"
GEORGE: "Hey, I slept with Olivia."
IZZIE: "Well, then you both have bad taste."
I am laughing, just not externally.
MEREDITH: "We are SO going to hell. Burke's sending us straight to hell."
CRISTINA: "On the express train."
"I need to force him into the defensive... Take his queen."
CRISTINA: "You know if you want to thank me, um you can ask Derek if Burke has had any tremors?"
MEREDITH: "Talk to him."
CRISTINA: "No, because then he wins."
MEREDITH: "Wins what?"
CRISTINA: "Forget it."
MEREDITH: "I just wish the baby would get well and go home and Thatcher will go with her. Is that wrong?"
CRISTINA: "Wrong would be if you wished the baby wouldn't get well."
MEREDITH: "Okay, good. Thanks."
MEREDITH: "I can't take this anymore!"
IZZIE: "What?"
MEREDITH: "Let her off the hook. Let Cristina off the freaking hook."
CRISTINA: "Meredith!"
Richard: Dr. Yang, did you hear? Dr. Hahn has agreed to become our new head of cardio-thorasic surgery.
Cristina: You can't have my apartment.
