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CRISTINA: "Your dad better get something interesting wrong with him real fast."
GEORGE: "You are sick. You are a sick, horrible person!"

PRESTON: "How's your father O'Malley, anything new?"
GEORGE: "He needs an endoscopy, and Bailey won't let me be the intern on his case. But she said I could pick someone else, and I was wondering if Cristina could be the intern on his case."
PRESTON: "That shouldn't be a problem."
CRISTINA: "Uh, yes it is! We have corartendoctonectomy scheduled at noon."
PRESTON: "I'll push it, O'Malley's father deserves the best!"

GEORGE: "I can't believe you just decanulated a heart all by yourself."
CRISTINA: "I didn't decanulate the heart by myself. I assisted Dr. Burke, who decanulated the heart."
GEORGE: "Why are you being modest? Modest looks weird on you."
CRISTINA: "It's no big deal, George."

MIRANDA: "Yang, what would you recommend?"
CRISTINA: "Is this even surgical?"
MIRANDA: "Yang!"
CRISTINA: "Track and inventory all the pieces. Measure the progress and x-rays. Keep examining the stool."
MIRANDA: "Very good. Enjoy."

MEREDITH: "Derek's camping. Taking time. Getting space."
CRISTINA: "Prestons do not go into the woods. A guy named Preston is gonna get his ass kicked by a squirrel."
IZZIE: "It's basically a slumber party. They do it outside, we do it inside. It's really the only difference."

PATIENT: "Man, I thought my brother and I had problems. But you two are morons."
CRISTINA: "Okay, well, swallowing Monopoly pieces wasn't exactly a genius move. You could've really hurt yourself."
PATIENT: "Well, I didn't, did I? Now my mom's gonna make my brother let me play Monopoly all I want."
CRISTINA: "And that makes you smart?"
PATIENT: "You're fishing through my poop. How smart does that make you?"

CRISTINA: "You're going camping?"

MIRANDA: "Dr. Burke. Uh, could we have a moment alone? I just, I didn't realize you were one of them: one of the doctors around with doubts about me or my abilities."
PRESTON: "Miranda, I'm not."
MIRANDA: "My name was erased from the board. I have to assume that was you."
PRESTON: "Dr. Bailey-"
MIRANDA: "I just... I just... I need to know why. I need to know why you didn't want me in on your surgery."
PRESTON: "I just didn't think I could use you."

CRISTINA: [looks at board] "I'm so sorry. This is completely illegible. I'm gonna like... why don't you just write it properly? Can you please give me a minute?"
GEORGE: "She's writing on the OR board."
ALEX: "Maybe I should sleep with Burke."

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