Favorite Crosby Braverman Quotes
Julia: Okay. I'm going to give you my best legal advice.
Crosby: Your best.
Julia: Yes. Be nice.
Adam: Is there a difference between a g-string and a thong?
Crosby: Woah - perv! Put that down!
Crosby: What can I do to alleviate some of this stress for ya?
Adam: Don't ever touch me again. Let's start with that.
Rachel: How did you get her to forgive you?
Crosby: I delivered her baby. That might not be an option for you, so you might need to think of something different.
Crosby: Hey, you know that praying thing you do?
Jabbar: Yeah?
Crosby: Do you think you can show me how it works?
Jabbar: Yeah!
Look, if I'm so good at basketball, then why do I always get picked last?
Max
Crosby: Fifteen minutes? We could make twins in 15 minutes.
Jasmine: That doesn't turn me on.
Adam: Who pulls crap like that?
Crosby: Musicians.
Adam: Musicians?
Crosby: Yeah, even ones like Kenny G, ones you wouldn't expect.
Julia: I would say change your hat. Just sayin'.
Crosby: Oh my goodness. You don't like my duck hunting look!
Crosby: Yeah, well I'm so sorry sweetie. I'm sorry I failed you again.
Jasmine: Well, at least you're consistent!
Dad, you've got us piled into these cars like sharecroppers, traipsin' all along the state, and we're doing it for you, and you're mad. It's insane.
Jasmine: I want to have another baby. Maybe I'm, I don't know, maybe I'm just emotional, and just attached to this one. I don't know.
Crosby: I wanna have another baby, too.
Jasmine: Really?
Crosby: Yeah, like pretty bad.
