Favorite Crosby Braverman Quotes
Honey listen, I know your mom's got boobs and that's very, very awesome. But I'm here for you too, and it's important to me that you know that. I'm always gonna be here for you, OK? You and me. Will you take this bottle? Please, please, please. Yeah! That's a girl! Good job honey.
Adam: I said I'm gonna go get the songs. You said OK.
Crosby: But I didn't really think you would possibly be able to pull it off.
Adam: Well, that was you're mistake. You didn't believe in me but look at me, I pulled it off.
Crosby: Are ya feelin' good?
Joel: Yeah
Crosby: Yeah? Nice.
Joel: Well, I'm drunk.
Crosby: Oh you are?! I could have never... It's imperceptible.
You're actually a great band. You have great songs. Oliver, as annoying as you are, you can sing, man. So, just sing, and leave the rest to us.
Crosby: You say minivan, I hear vagina. That's what I hear.
Jasmine: OK. Well, we're goin' vagina shoppin' tomorrow. So, sorry about that.
You think that the two cars we're going to own are a VW Bug and a minivan? And what will I drive to work? You know I work with musicians at a recording studio and I'm going to show up in either a little tiny vagina or a humongous vagina?
I'm not going to go drive this. What if somebody sees me?
Yeah, I'll even do ballet for a burger and pie.
Look, things aren't really good for me at home, either. Jabbar chose, over basketball, for a winter sport - ballet.
You are young. This is your one opportunity. Do you understand what I'm saying? Sleep around, have some experiences, you know, get good at your craft. Cause when it ends, it's gonna end permanently, ya hear me? The breaks don't just fade in, they lock up.
You know what I'm thinking for the holidays? He and your mother stayin' here. Bunk beds.
You gotta think about this like a forced family bonding exercise and then it starts to sound like real fun.
