Favorite Crosby Braverman Quotes
I'm a little offended that you think I have pot in the house at all times.
No, but take the wine. God knows you don't make enough to buy your own bottle!
Crosby: Drive safe Maureen.
Marlese: You know my name.
Crosby: Are you ready to get your Paul Bunyan on?
Jabar: Yeah! Wait. Who's Paul Bunyan?
These were 'butter me up' pancakes, weren't they?
Look. I love your mom. I do. But she cannot move in with us! she's going to take over. She's going to have prayer circles and crucifixes everywhere...
That's great honey. I really hope she feels like she's on a cruise ship so she doesn't want to leave.
Crosby: You're judging. You're busy judging in a subdued, calculating manner.
Renee: In a subdued, calculated manner.
Crosby: See? Even slower. Great.
I'm sure you're going to be the best thing that ever happened to me someday, but right now I really hate you.
I don't know if she's bi-racial, honey. I think she's bi-species. She's half worm, half human.
Crosby: Hey! Jules! You better get inside or you're gonna get screwed! You gotta get your sign-up sheet!
Julia: I know!
Jabbar: I thought babies were supposed to be fun.
Crosby: Yeah, they're not.
