Cyril Figgis Quotes (Page 4)
Season 1, Episode 2: "Training Day"
Cyril: Hey, will I get to learn Karate?
Archer: Karate: the Dane Cook of martial arts? No. ISIS agents use Krav Maga. We got an ex-Mossad guy who comes in on Thursdays.
Cyril: Neato.
Archer: Yeah. Tuesdays he comes in for a really rigorous spin class.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Cyril: Besides, I'm sure it's not the first time you've kept a secret from Lana.
Archer: Uh, hello. Herpes.
Cyril: You gave Lana herpes?!
• Rating: Unrated
Archer: Oh my God! You killed a hooker!
Cyril: Call girl! She was a-
Archer: No Cyril, when they're dead they're just hookers!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Archer: Lying is like 95% of what I do.
Cyril: In your job?
Archer: Sure.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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