You really need some human blood. It might even the playing field... football reference! Too soon?

I'm not some drunk sorority chick. You can't Roofy me.

It's cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud.

Elena: Some things could matter again.
Damon: Maybe. But it seems a little unrealistic to me.

Very Emerson, the way you reveal your soul. So many... adjectives.

Stefan: It's time for you to go.
Damon: That's not a problem. Because I've been invited in. And I'll come back tomorrow... and the following night.

Stefan: They are people, Damon. She's not a puppet, she doesn't exist for your amusement, for you to feed on whenever you want to.
Damon: Sure she does. They all do. They're whatever I want them to be.

Caroline: Cocky much?
Damon: VERY much.

It's good to be home. I think I may stay awhile.

Stefan: You wanna expose me?
Damon: No. I want you to remember who you are!

Vicki: I know you.
Damon: Well, that's unfortunate.

We both know the closest you'll ever get to humanity is when you rip it open and feed on it.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.