The Good Guys
Dan Stark Quotes
Dan: You sure do know a lot about that heroin.
Jack: Thank you.
Dan: We're on the five-yard line. I can feel it tingling in my loins.
Jack: Another good one for the report.
Dan: Am I under oath?
Liz: Yes, I'd appreciate it if you stopped asking that question.
You ever need cops, you come straight to property crimes.
Look at his face, it's got "yeah, sure, I'll be the wife" written all over it.
Dan: Before we go in there, I want you to know I respect you.
Jack: Thanks... oh yeah. Right. You, too.
Women are like kittens. They just wanna be taken care of.
It's like your the computer machine whisperer.
Sounds to me like quid pro, no quo. I want my quo.
Dan: You don't celebrate a bust with a ladyfriend, you celebrate it with your partner.
Jack: You do know we're not life partners, right?
It doesn't matter what her name is, you're never gonna see her naked.
We gotta get some medicine for the computer machine!
