Hawaii Five-0

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Police Officer: I hope you know what you're doing, Steve.
Danny Williams: You know what you're doing, right?

I sort of thought we had something nice going, but if I can't compete with sand storms and artifacts, I guess it was time to re-evaluate anyway, right?

Steve McGarrett: She give you a reason?
Danny Williams: A reason why she stayed in Morocco? Or a reason why she stood me up at the airport?
Steve McGarrett: Either.

Ray Beckett: I want to see a warrant.
Danny Williams: Shut up.

Sinead O'Connor called, she wants her hairstyle back.

Danny Williams: Why would a tourist want to be put in a cage, and then dumped in shark-infested waters? It makes no sense.
Steve McGarrett: Because they're on vacation. They want some excitement, they want some adventure.
Danny Williams: What they need is some therapy.

Steve McGarrett: What did you think he was gonna do with a helicopter, Danny?
Danny Williams: Park it next to his shrimp truck?

Danny Williams: So they just go up to the shark and shoot him between the eyes? That doesn't seem very fair.
Steve McGarrett: Now you're on the shark's side?

We've been working on getting you a public defender, but no one can believe you're this stupid.

Steve McGarrett: Book him, Kono.
Danny Williams: Oh! Where's the love?

Steve McGarrett: I had no idea you were a fan of roller derby.
Danny Williams: No, I'm not...my mother was. She thought a catfight on wheels was good home family entertainment.

Crimson Bride: Crimson Bride is my real name.
Danny Williams: Oh, okay. Your parents big Denzel fans?

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Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

Hands up, Ahab.

Danno

Kono: [sniffle] I promised I wouldn't cry
Kamekona: Me too