Hawaii Five-0

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We've been working on getting you a public defender, but no one can believe you're this stupid.

Steve McGarrett: Book him, Kono.
Danny Williams: Oh! Where's the love?

Steve McGarrett: I had no idea you were a fan of roller derby.
Danny Williams: No, I'm not...my mother was. She thought a catfight on wheels was good home family entertainment.

Crimson Bride: Crimson Bride is my real name.
Danny Williams: Oh, okay. Your parents big Denzel fans?

Danny Williams: I'm not really getting anything from Crimson Bride, Dirty Damsel, Ivana Kiss, or any of the other ladies.
Steve McGarrett: Ivana Kiss?
Danny Williams: Yeah, her parents must be very proud.

Hey, Max, why are you turning our victim into a member of the Blue Man Group?

Kamekona: I just hate to see you two guys fight.
Danny Williams: We're not fighting.
Steve McGarrett: This isn't fighting.

Danny Williams: I'm gonna let that awkward moment fade. We got a bar to go to.
Steve McGarrett: It's for a case.
Danny Williams: A bar-case.

You got a Cowboys fan dating a Redskins fan...it's like the Capulets dating the Montagues.

Work with you is harrowing enough. I don't need you hunting me for sport.

Hope you had a fantastic evening, the nice gentlemen with the hats and the guns are going to take you to jail.

Steve McGarrett: You got your belt on?
Danny Williams: Of course I got my belt on, you're driving.

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Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

Listen to me. Do yourself a favor and kill me now because I promise you I will put you in the ground the first chance I get.

Danny

Holy Mullet!

Lori
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