Yeah she was saying this guy was really nice and polite and that he was a gentleman. I wanted to make sure we’re talking about the same Steve McGarrett.

Jerry: My money's on him being an MI-6 badass. That's British Secret Intelligence Service.
Danny: I know. I've seen James Bond.

Jerry; So you believe me?
Steve: Yeah.
Danny: I... um... TBD.

Listen to me. Do yourself a favor and kill me now because I promise you I will put you in the ground the first chance I get.

Steve: You know what, partner? We can get on a plane right now and settle this.
Danny: That is why I love you, buddy. You’re always willing to risk both our lives at any given moment.

Are you trying to confuse me? I’m angry, you want to make me more angry?

Good news is all right, bad news is you're going to need a lawyer.

When your child is in danger, you can sense it.

Danny: Jerry, what are you doing?
Jerry: Feeling the Force.

Steve: I can’t drive, Danny.
Danny: Oh really? There’s a silver lining in the face of death. Fantastic.

Jerry: I did call the HPD, they treating me like I was some sort of nutjob.
Danny: That’s shocking.

Not so fast, McGruff.

Jerry

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

Max: Ohhhhhh
Joe: You need a paper bag or something?
Max: Sorry, this place is like my Graceland.

Steve: What did you do to piss off the Yakuza?
Wo Fat: I killed Hiro Noshimuri
Steve: That would do it.