Steve McGarrett: Did you just hang up on the C.I.A.?
Danny Williams: No, I hung up on a schmuck...a gigantic schmuck.

Good, all we gotta do is stop an anonymous maniac who butchered five people from getting off the island.

Police Officer: I hope you know what you're doing, Steve.
Danny Williams: You know what you're doing, right?

I sort of thought we had something nice going, but if I can't compete with sand storms and artifacts, I guess it was time to re-evaluate anyway, right?

Steve McGarrett: She give you a reason?
Danny Williams: A reason why she stayed in Morocco? Or a reason why she stood me up at the airport?
Steve McGarrett: Either.

Ray Beckett: I want to see a warrant.
Danny Williams: Shut up.

Sinead O'Connor called, she wants her hairstyle back.

Danny Williams: Why would a tourist want to be put in a cage, and then dumped in shark-infested waters? It makes no sense.
Steve McGarrett: Because they're on vacation. They want some excitement, they want some adventure.
Danny Williams: What they need is some therapy.

Steve McGarrett: What did you think he was gonna do with a helicopter, Danny?
Danny Williams: Park it next to his shrimp truck?

Danny Williams: So they just go up to the shark and shoot him between the eyes? That doesn't seem very fair.
Steve McGarrett: Now you're on the shark's side?

We've been working on getting you a public defender, but no one can believe you're this stupid.

Steve McGarrett: Book him, Kono.
Danny Williams: Oh! Where's the love?

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

Danny: If a suspect dies, he loses the ability to speak. Ergo, he is useless to us.
Steve: Ergo?

Steve: Danny!
Danny: I shot him once in the shoulder, the other two are in the grass, he will be fine.