Steve: You know what, partner? We can get on a plane right now and settle this.
Danny: That is why I love you, buddy. You’re always willing to risk both our lives at any given moment.

Are you trying to confuse me? I’m angry, you want to make me more angry?

Good news is all right, bad news is you're going to need a lawyer.

When your child is in danger, you can sense it.

Danny: Jerry, what are you doing?
Jerry: Feeling the Force.

Steve: I can’t drive, Danny.
Danny: Oh really? There’s a silver lining in the face of death. Fantastic.

Jerry: I did call the HPD, they treating me like I was some sort of nutjob.
Danny: That’s shocking.

Not so fast, McGruff.


Technology is not my friend.


Who am I, Miss Daisy? Sometimes I like to drive my own car.

Steve McGarrett: Did you check the emergency exit?
Danny Williams: No, I went to go get donuts.

Danny William: Whoa, whoa, whoa--what you gonna do, you gonna shoot me?
Steve McGarrett: I considered it.